Wes Anderson Spiderman
I love Wes Anderson movies, but this spoof is right on. I would love to see a bunch of other director’s takes on popular films. Can you imagine…? ::flashback sequence noises/blurriness::
Kevin Smith presents…Transformers
Optimus Prime: Is it gay if I change my own oil?
Megan Fox: No, but I’ve changed the oil on like 30 other cars before.
Optimus Prime: You slut! ….I like Star Wars.
Quentin Tarentino presents…When Harry Met Sally
Sally: [fakes orgasm in deli]
David Carradine: I’ll have what she’s having, which reminds me of an annecdote of a story that happened after some stuff that hasn’t happened yet.
Sally: I’m the deadliest woman in the world with a knife.
David Carradine: Well I guess we fight now.
Michael Bay presents…Free Willy
Jesse: Go, Willy Go!
[As Willy goes to jump over the barrier and into the open ocean, he explodes as if three atomic warheads had been implanted in his body. San Francisco is destroyed.]
Grade: A+



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