WATCH THIS PLEASE PLS PLZ PLEASE!

Santa never sucked so bad

Who knew that Pokemon were a portal to the Lesser Key of Solomon? (I could have saved valuable time and money, loves me some witchcraft) I mean really what do you think this guy is a master of? He can’t even keep his bad toupee under control.

Why’s something so terrible gotta be called “BLACK friday”? Why not “WHITE friday”? The White demon is puttin me down!

I’m having a Forrest Gump party, and you’re all invited.

Where could this “Rapper” be sitting? hmmn maybe on the toilet? This is like the crappiest video I have ever seen.

The touch…the feel…of cotton………….the nightmare of our lives….

Take your sweet time getting back in goal…

Yet another mini-celebrity throwing a temper tantrum.

Better names for this Video might have been:

“We’ll, Have Vomlets at Tiffany’s!”

or

“Dude Where’s my pickle?”